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		<title>rotten apples</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisbellini.com/2007/10/21/rotten-apples/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 21 Oct 2007 14:21:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Maybe not today.  Maybe not tomorrow.  But someday I will replace my ageing desktop computer.  Since I don't have a need for desktops any longer, I'd probably consider a second laptop.  After pointing my browser to Apple.ca, I selected a Mac Book Pro configuration that I think would suit my needs:

Firefox, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Maybe not today.  Maybe not tomorrow.  But someday I will replace my ageing desktop computer.  Since I don't have a need for desktops any longer, I'd probably consider a second laptop.  After pointing my browser to <a href="http://www.apple.ca" target="_blank">Apple.ca</a>, I selected a Mac Book Pro configuration that I think would suit my needs:</p>
<ul>
<li><a href="http://www.mozilla.org/firefox/" target="_blank">Firefox</a>, <a href="http://www.adiumx.com" target="_blank">Adium</a>, <a href="http://www.bittorrent.com" target="_blank">BitTorrent</a>, <a href="http://www.apple.com/itunes/" target="_blank">iTunes</a>, yada yada</li>
<li><a href="http://httpd.apache.org" target="_blank">Apache</a>, <a href="http://www.php.net" target="_blank">PHP</a>, <a href="http://www.python.org" target="_blank">Python</a>, <a href="http://www.ruby-lang.org" target="_blank">Ruby, </a><a href="http://www.mysql.com" target="_blank">MySQL</a> and <a href="http://www.postgresql.org" target="_blank">PostgreSql</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.microsoft.com/mac/products/office2004/" target="_blank">Microsoft Office</a> or <a href="http://www.openoffice.org" target="_blank">OpenOffice</a></li>
<li><a href="http://www.apple.com/macosx/features/bootcamp.html" target="_blank">Boot Camp</a> (or <a href="http://www.vmware.com/products/fusion/" target="_blank">VMWare Fusion</a> with another 2GB of RAM) running <a href="http://www.microsoft.com/windowsserver2003/" target="_blank">Windows Server 2003</a>, <a href="http://msdn2.microsoft.com/en-us/vstudio/" target="_blank">Visual Studio 2005</a>, and <a href="http://www.microsoft.com/sql/" target="_blank">SQL Server 2005</a></li>
</ul>
<p>The resulting Mac Book Pro has:</p>
<ul>
<li>Mac OS X Leopard</li>
<li>2.2GHz Intel Core 2 Duo</li>
<li>2GB 667 DDR2 SDRAM</li>
<li>120GB Serial ATA Drive @ 5400 rpm</li>
<li>SuperDrive 8x (DVD±R DL/DVD±RW/CD-RW)</li>
<li>15-inch Widescreen Display - not the glossy one</li>
<li>Backlit Keyboard/Mac OS - U.S. English</li>
<li>Accessory Kit</li>
<li>AppleCare</li>
</ul>
<p>The damage would be $2,598.00 CAD.</p>
<p><img src="/images/blog/macbook_canada.jpg" alt="Mac Book Pro (Canada)" /></p>
<p>The price seemed a bit too high for my tastes, so I ventured over to <a href="http://www.apple.ca" target="_blank">Apple.com</a> to configure an <em>identical</em> laptop.  $2,348.00 USD would get me a laptop that is exactly like the previous one that I configured on Apple.ca.</p>
<p><img src="/images/blog/macbook_us.jpg" alt="Mac Book Pro (US)" /></p>
<p>Since the Canadian dollar is a juggernaut and the US dollar is in free fall at the moment, purchasing the laptop on Apple's US online store should be a no-brainer, one would think.</p>
<p>$1 CAD = $1.03 USD.  Therefore paying $2,348 USD dollars in Canadian dollars would only set me back $2,271.43 CAD.  It would be almost $330 CAD cheaper for me to buy the laptop from Apple's US online store in Canadian dollars!  Would I?  Of course!  Can I?  Not a chance, since Apple won't allow users to shop at another country's store.</p>
<p><img src="/images/blog/apple_checkout.jpg" alt="US Apple Online Store Checkout" border="1" /></p>
<p>Apple isn't the only one to blame.  Hey book publishers, consumer electronics manufacturers, car companies, greeting card companies!  <a href="http://www.xe.com" target="_blank">www.xe.com</a> - USE IT and adjust accordingly!</p>
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		<title>african lyin&#8217; safari</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisbellini.com/2007/06/11/african-lyin-safari/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jun 2007 00:04:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Apple]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Safari]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[iPhone]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Safari is available for both Mac OS X, and now Windows too!  Yay?  Meh.
According to Apple, Safari is "the world's best browser".  Really?  It's pretty.  It looks good with the rest of Mac OS X.  However, compared to Firefox and Opera, Safari isn't in the same league.  Try [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.apple.com/safari/" target="_blank">Safari is available for both Mac OS X, and now Windows too</a>!  Yay?  Meh.</p>
<p>According to Apple, Safari is "the world's best browser".  Really?  It's pretty.  It looks good with the rest of Mac OS X.  However, compared to <a href="http://www.mozilla.org/firefox/" target="_blank">Firefox</a> and <a href="http://www.opera.com" target="_blank">Opera</a>, Safari isn't in the same league.  Try using all of <a href="http://www.gmail.com" target="_blank">Gmail</a>'s features in Safari and you'll see what I mean.  It could be a good browser, but it needs much more work to get to that point.</p>
<p>So why are Windows users getting another browser to choose from?  It appears that the <a href="http://www.apple.com/iphone/" target="_blank">iPhone</a> might be driving this reasoning.  Developers can create applications using nothing more than HTML and JavaScript, which will run on Safari on the iPhone.  For Windows developers, they won't need to purchase Mac hardware to create iPhone apps. That makes sense, albeit the apps that can be created via HTML+JavaScript won't be as robust as those created with a native iPhone <acronym title="Application Programming Interface">API</acronym>.</p>
<p>Is there another reason Safari has been ported to Windows?  I sure hope it's not to sway Windows users to the world of Mac, by raising awareness of Apple to PC users.  If that's the case, they'd be going about it all wrong.  For the past several years I've been saying that if you need a computer and aren't a tech savy person, buy a Mac.  Having a Windows version of Safari available won't do much to raise awareness, even if they bundle it with iTunes+Quicktime, because:</p>
<ul>
<li>Average PC users generally don't actively look for new and better browsers to download and install.  To them, the big blue "e" on their desktop that's been there since they first booted up their computer after buying it <em>is</em> the Internet.</li>
<li>The upfront cost of Mac hardware scares most people away.  A comparable system from Dell or HP that sells for $300 less will make the average computer user's purchasing decision easy, as they rarely are able to determine the total cost of ownership and are unable to realize that it's potentially less expensive to own a Mac in the long-run.</li>
<li>Average PC users are afraid to switch because they're not certain if they can still run application X or if their files can be opened on a Mac.</li>
</ul>
<p>For Apple to succeed in swaying PC users to the Mac side, they'll have to put people's concerns to rest regarding the higher initial cost of Mac hardware against the <acronym title="Total Cost of Ownership">TCO</acronym> of PC vs Mac hardware.  Apple will also have to reassure users, through a closer relationship with <a href="http://www.vmware.com/" target="_blank">VMware</a> (<a href="http://www.vmware.com/beta/fusion/index.html" target="_blank">Fusion</a>) and <a href="http://www.swsoft.com" target="_blank">SWsoft</a> (<a href="http://www.parallels.com/en/products/desktop/" target="_blank">Parallels Desktop</a>) to alleviate PC users compatibility fears with their existing apps and files.  And a sexy, but second-rate, web browser isn't the way to go about it.</p>
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		<title>iPod buying power</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisbellini.com/2007/01/19/ipod-buying-power/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Jan 2007 11:52:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Apple]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[Money]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[
It's Friday, so let's enjoy a laugh followed by a "huh?".  The Commonwealth Bank, a large Australian bank, has used the 2nd-gen iPod Nano as a measure of currency buying power.  Using a consumer product to measure a country's buying power seems strange, but C&#124;Net reports that this is the case.
The Commonwealth Bank [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="/images/blog/ipod_nano.jpg" alt="apple iPod Nano" border="0" align="right" /><br />
It's Friday, so let's enjoy a laugh followed by a "huh?".  The <a href="http://www.commbank.com.au" target="_blank">Commonwealth Bank</a>, a large Australian bank, has used the 2nd-gen <a href="http://www.apple.com/ipodnano/" target="_blank">iPod Nano</a> as a measure of currency buying power.  Using a consumer product to measure a country's buying power seems strange, but <a href="http://news.com.com/iPods+Cheap+in+Canada,+costly+in+Brazil/2100-1041_3-6151110.html" target="_blank">C|Net reports that this is the case</a>.</p>
<p>The Commonwealth Bank has determined that it's very costly to purchase a Nano in Brazil, but it's much more affordable (comparatively) here in Canada than anywhere else in the world.  Here's the breakdown from weakest purchasing power to strongest:</p>
<ol>
<li>Brazil $327.71</li>
<li>India $222.27</li>
<li>Sweden $213.03</li>
<li>Denmark $208.25</li>
<li>Belgium $205.81</li>
<li>France $205.80</li>
<li>Finland $205.80</li>
<li>Ireland $205.79</li>
<li>UK $195.04</li>
<li>Austria $192.86</li>
<li>Netherlands $192.86</li>
<li>Spain $192.86</li>
<li>Italy $192.86</li>
<li>Germany $192.46</li>
<li>China $179.84</li>
<li>South Korea $176.17</li>
<li>Switzerland $175.59</li>
<li>New Zealand $172.53</li>
<li>Australia $172.36</li>
<li>Taiwan $164.88</li>
<li>Singapore $161.25</li>
<li>Mexico $154.46</li>
<li>U.S. $149.00</li>
<li>Japan $147.63</li>
<li>Hong Kong $147.35</li>
<li>Canada $144.20 </li>
</ol>
<p>So while this might show how one country's currency is undervalued against another country's currency, it probably doesn't take into account any special pricing that Apple may set for each different country.  So what should we get out of this?  Along with a high quality of life, standard of living and quality beer, does Canada also enjoy the strongest purchasing power in the world?  Or does <a href="http://www.apple.com" target="_blank">Apple</a> just really love the Great White North?  Either way, I hope the same holds true for <a href="http://www.samsung.com" target="_blank">Samsung</a> and <a href="http://www.panasonic.com" target="_blank">Panasonic</a>'s line of <acronym title="Liquid Crystal Display">LCD</acronym> and plasma <acronym title="High-Definition Television">HDTV</acronym>s? <img src='http://www.chrisbellini.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_wink.gif' alt=';)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p><a href="http://www.economist.com/markets/bigmac/about.cfm" target="_blank">Apparently The Economist did a similar comparison of buying power using McDonald's Big Macs 20 years ago</a>.</p>
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		<title>yesterday&#8217;s events in the land of mobile phones</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisbellini.com/2007/01/10/todays-events-in-the-land-of-mobile-phones/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Jan 2007 11:42:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here's how things unfolded yesterday...
First, Apple announced their long-awaited cell phone at CES today.
Then, the iPhone's page on the Apple site went live.
Finally, this happened:

It's funny what a sexy PowerPoint presentation can do, isn't it?  Later on, Engadget uncovered what the iPhone is really capable of.  It turns out that it's not a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here's how things unfolded yesterday...</p>
<p><a href="http://www.engadget.com/2007/01/09/the-apple-iphone/" target="_blank">First, Apple announced their long-awaited cell phone at <acronym title="Consumer Electronics Show">CES</acronym> today.</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.apple.com/iphone/" target="_blank">Then, the iPhone's page on the Apple site went live.</a></p>
<p>Finally, this happened:</p>
<p><img src="/images/blog/apple_vs_everybody.jpg" border="0" alt="Apple's stock vs RIM, Palm, Nokia and Motorola on January 9, 2007" /></p>
<p>It's funny what a sexy PowerPoint presentation can do, isn't it?  Later on, <a href="http://www.engadget.com/2007/01/09/the-iphone-is-not-a-smartphone/" target="_blank">Engadget uncovered what the iPhone is really capable of</a>.  It turns out that it's not a smart phone, per se.  The only way new software can be installed on the iPhone is if Apple puts it there, and there's no connectivity to enterprise messaging like <a href="http://www.microsoft.com/exchange/default.mspx" target="_blank">Exchange</a> or <a href="http://www-142.ibm.com/software/sw-lotus/products/product4.nsf/wdocs/noteshomepage" target="_blank">Notes</a>.  It's a shame that 3rd party developers can't create any apps that could be installed on the iPhone.  The iPhone apparently runs <a href="http://www.apple.com/macosx/" target="_blank">Mac OS X</a> (in some form or fashion) and there are plenty of Mac OS X programmers around now.  It seems like a very tap-able resource.  Also, let's not forge the potential slough of <em>new</em> Mac OS X developers that could arise.  So why did <a href="http://www.rim.net" target="_blank">RIM</a>'s and <a href="http://www.palm.com" target="_blank">Palm</a>'s stocks take such a hit yesterday?  Enterprise customers (you know, the ones with budgets) will have no use for Apple's pricey phone.  The iPhone is another geek chic item that will likely find a home on the hips of trendy urbanites with $500 to burn.  It sure does demo nicely, though.</p>
<p>Let's not forget, however, that <a href="http://www.linksys.com/servlet/Satellite?c=L_Product_C2&childpagename=US%2FLayout&cid=1165633354712&pagename=Linksys%2FCommon%2FVisitorWrapper" target="_blank">Linksys owns the real iPhone</a> <img src='http://www.chrisbellini.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>mac guy, go home</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisbellini.com/2006/11/13/mac-guy-go-home/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Nov 2006 11:50:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[
Wired reports that Apple will looking for a new "Mac guy" for their "I'm a Mac vs I'm a PC" campaign.  Personally, I think they should drop the campaign all together.  There's plenty of spoofs of the commercials over on YouTube and even yours truly took a shot at lampooning them.
I know that [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="images/blog/byebye_getamac.jpg" align="right" border="1" alt="Bye-Bye GetAMac Campaign" /><br />
<a href="http://blog.wired.com/cultofmac/2006/11/justin_long_a_m.html" target="_blank">Wired reports that Apple will looking for a new "Mac guy" for their "I'm a Mac vs I'm a PC" campaign</a>.  Personally, I think they should drop the campaign all together.  There's plenty of spoofs of the commercials over on <a href="http://www.youtube.com" target="_blank">YouTube</a> and even <a href="http://www.chrisbellini.com/?p=514">yours truly took a shot at lampooning them</a>.</p>
<p>I know that <a href="http://www.apple.com" target="_blank">Apple</a>'s profits have been steadily increasing over the past couple of years, but I doubt it was because of those ads. Let's face it, <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0519043/" target="_blank">Justin Long</a>'s Mac character was just the type of annoying Mac zealot that you'd love to punch in the throat.  Some people thought that character in the <a href="http://www.apple.com/getamac/" target="_blank">Get A Mac</a> ads allowed Apple to show that it could take the piss out of itself by poking fun at its own stereotypical user base, but I think it backfired.  Apparently it is indeed possible to be too smarmy and ironic...like y'know whatever.  Everybody knows that Apple's computers have typically been aimed at consumers who need to use a computer, but aren't very tech savvy.  Personally, I think the fact that they finally have the endorsement of many developers and industry leaders, offer a <a href="http://www.apple.com/macosx/" target="_blank">solid operating system</a> and have sold a whole lotta of iPods, are the real reasons for their recent success.  </p>
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		<title>a lost apple ad?</title>
		<link>http://www.chrisbellini.com/2006/07/24/a-lost-apple-ad/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 Jul 2006 13:21:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Chris</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I've been doing a couple of contract jobs over at RentACoder for some extra cashola.  One of them involves writing a tool that will convert over 700 MOV files to MP4.  Ideally, the user should be able to run the tool, pass in two arguments (source directory and destination directory), be prompted for [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I've been doing a couple of contract jobs over at <a href="http://www.rentacoder.com" target="_blank">RentACoder</a> for some extra cashola.  One of them involves writing a tool that will convert over 700 MOV files to MP4.  Ideally, the user should be able to run the tool, pass in two arguments (source directory and destination directory), be prompted for the export settings (window size, framerate, etc) and then be able to sit back and watch the conversions take place.  I learned a few things with this project.  For starters, I think <a href="http://www.apple.com" target="_blank">Apple</a> needs yet another one of those <a href="http://www.apple.com/getamac/ads/" target="_blank">PC vs Mac ads</a>, and it should go a little something like this:</p>
<p><strong>Mac</strong>: I'm a Mac.<br />
<strong>PC</strong>: And I am a PC.<br />
<strong>Mac</strong>: Straight outta Cupertino, ya'll!  Hardcore to the <a href="http://www.apple.com" target="_blank">Apple</a>-core, biotches!</p>
<p><em>[PC has a confused and bewildered look on his face]</em></p>
<p><strong>Mac</strong>: I buy my clothes at a wicked store in the mall.  See these jeans and this shirt?  It looks like it came from a thrift store but they actually cost like $150!  Check me out, honeys!<br />
<strong>PC</strong>: I purchased this suit at a <a href="http://www.mooresthesuitpeople.com" target="_blank">Moores</a>.<br />
<strong>Mac</strong>: I run Mac OS X.<br />
<strong>PC</strong>: I run Windows.<br />
<strong>Mac</strong>: I can also run Windows, but for best results you should use Mac OS X.  It's tight!<br />
<strong>PC</strong>: I have Microsoft Office.<br />
<strong>Mac</strong>: I have Microsoft Office too, and it's all sexy lookin'.<br />
<strong>PC</strong>: I can integrate Microsoft Office with enterprise apps like SharePoint, BizTalk, Exchange, ERP, CRM and much more.<br />
<strong>Mac</strong>: Dude, I said I have Microsoft Office.  Duh.  Who cares about enterprise shmenterprise? There's like a trillion kagillion wozillion viruses and spyware out there for you.  None for me.  Nada.  Zip.  Zilcho.</p>
<p><em>[Mac high-fives a barefoot and bearded digital artist named Mordecai]</em></p>
<p><strong>PC</strong>: This is true, but I am working on it.<br />
<strong>Mac</strong>: Aw, man, you always say that.  You're all like "I'm working on it" and I'm all like "yeah whatever, now go get your DirectX on so I can play <a href="http://www.prey.com" target="_blank">Prey</a>".<br />
<strong>PC</strong>: So I'm not as lame as you say I am, or so it would seem.<br />
<strong>Mac</strong>: Puh-lease, get over yourself, PC.  You show up in ugly brown boxes...boxES.  That's plural, dude.  And they're all cardboard-y and stuff.  I arrive in like one box, and it's smooth and white.  You look like you're from a dirty factory and I look like I'm from another galaxy...or Finland, or something like that.</p>
<p><em>[A penguin enters and interrupts the conversation]</em></p>
<p><strong>Penguin:</strong> I'm Linux.</p>
<p><em>[The penguin exits]</em></p>
<p><strong>Mac</strong>: Who's that guy?<br />
<strong>PC</strong>: I do not know who that strange-looking fellow was.<br />
<strong>Mac</strong>: Anyway.  I can make movies and music and all sorts of cool stuff that people could post on <a href="http://www.myspace.com" target="_blank">MySpace</a>.<br />
<strong>PC</strong>: I also can do that.<br />
<strong>Mac</strong>: Yeah, but not as cool as me.  And your apps don't begin with a lowercase 'i'.  The 'i' means "me" which is "you".  Deep stuff.<br />
<strong>PC</strong>: TouchÃ©.  Well played, my good man.  However, I make it easy for developers to create software for me.  I provide thorough documentation with plenty of examples in multiple languages, and there are many aficionados out there providing help and communities, too.<br />
<strong>Mac</strong>: Oh yeah?<br />
<strong>PC</strong>: That's correct.<br />
<strong>Mac</strong>: Oh yeah?!?!?<br />
<strong>PC</strong>: Indeed.<br />
<strong>Mac</strong>: Yeah...umm...well.  I have half-assed documentation for my <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Component_Object_Model" target="_blank">COM</a> library for <a href="http://www.apple.com/quicktime/" target="_blank">QuickTime</a>, none of which resembles structured documentation; it's more like an extremely brief <acronym title="Frequently Asked Questions">FAQ</acronym> at best or a conversation between two programming pals at worst.  <a href="http://developer.apple.com/technotes/tn2006/tn2120.html" target="_blank">See what I mean?</a>  And I claim that said <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Component_Object_Model" target="_blank">COM</a> control can reuse serialized export settings in XML format, yet I explode and have yet to provide a fix or explanation, as evidenced <a href="http://lists.apple.com/archives/quicktime-api/2006/Jun/msg00025.html" target="_blank">here</a>, <a href="http://lists.apple.com/archives/quicktime-api/2006/Jun/msg00206.html" target="_blank">here</a> and <a href="http://lists.apple.com/archives/quicktime-api/2006/May/msg00289.html" target="_blank">here</a>.<br />
<strong>PC</strong>: I see.  It is surely a pity that you do not provide stellar support for 3rd-party developers like I do.<br />
<strong>Mac</strong>: But dude, I have a Dock that when you mouseover icons, it's all "boop-boop-boop". Rock!  Cool!  Bling! 'Sup!  No fat chicks!  Ummm...give peace a chance?  Yeah, that works!  Wooohooo!  Peace out, homeslices!</p>
<p><a href="http://www.apple.com" target="_blank">Apple</a> makes some nice, albeit pricey, hardware.  And <a href="http://www.apple.com/macosx/" target="_blank">Mac OS X</a> is a great operating system.  But their documentation for developers needs a lot of work.</p>
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